How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do bees say in the summer?
Why are sandals so indecisive?