How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?