What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the barber win the race?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do bees get to school?