What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
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What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you give a sick pig?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?