Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's the opposite of irony?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do trees wear to the lake?