Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do cows go to New York?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do jokesters study in college?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?