Where do they produce Christian films?
Holy-wood.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?