What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
Which animals make the best football players?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?