What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Who do camels find most inspiring?