What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
How do birds threaten one another?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the turkey join the band?