What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?