What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?