What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Bee-witched.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's black and white and red all over?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?