What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Bee-witched.
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?