Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?