Where do dads store their dad jokes?
In the dad-a-base.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?