What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Tell him I can't see him.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What bird is always sad?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are baseball games at night?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?