How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?