How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?