Why did the astronaut couple break up?
They needed some space.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What does a female lion call her mate?
A book just fell on my head.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What day is your mom always right?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?