Which computer won the talent show?
A Dell.
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
I broke my finger!
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What does an attorney say when getting married?