What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the frog starve?
Why was the mime upset?