What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?