Why do cows make great bakers?
Because they are great at making cow-pies!
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?