What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call a tired tree?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?