What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call two birds in love?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?