What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
When should you start writing a book?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?