What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why are goats so funny?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?