What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are ghosts always single?