What is a cow's dream job?
To be a moover.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the dog overweight?
What food is a man's best friend?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the elk have great hair?