Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Ray Romano.
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What does an evil hen lay?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?