Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What season begins with a thud?
Which elf is the best singer?
What bird is losing its hair?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Which band is always treated like royalty?