What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?