What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How did the tree get lost?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?