Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call an Irish spider?