What do you call a hike across the universe?
A star trek.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?