What do you call a hike across the universe?
A star trek.
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"