Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
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What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?