Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's the most determined bird?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the confused bee say?