Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What does the sun drink out of?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?