Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?