Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?