What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which state has the best streets?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Who is a house's favorite band?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What condiment has wings?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a rabbit barber?