Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is the strongest animal?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?