Why should you not pamper a cow?
You'll get spoiled milk.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do two skunks argue?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
