Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
What reads and lives in an apple?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which president loved to take baths?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
It's Crowded!
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?