Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
Why was the horse so happy?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is the best Christmas present ever?