Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where do goldfish go camping?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is the color of the wind?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?