How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?