How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do cats wear to work?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What tea do footballers drink?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What game does chlorine never lose?