What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How do you make antifreeze?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?