What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did March say to the madness?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the bicycle call its dad?