What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did one angel say to the other angel?