What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Santa clause.
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?