What part of a football field is never the same?
The changing rooms.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
When does a horse talk?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?