How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How do you make a bear really angry?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?