How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?