What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do fish watch TV shows?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?