What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What does the sun drink out of?
How did the tree feel in spring?