What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What car always breaks the rules?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Which singer could always break a five?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?