What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do you wash a lamb?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?