How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
Which animals make the best football players?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?