How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?