Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do little fish love to play with?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?