Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What fish only swims at night?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What birds always travel in twos?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?