Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
His socks were too holy.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Where does food go to take a nap?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?