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His socks were too holy.
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What boat is great at getting a deal?
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What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call a pig thief?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What tree has the most bark?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
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