Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?