Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?