What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Jalepen-no!
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?