Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do you organize a space party?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Do dads always snore?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?