What sweet treat never panics?
The marshmellow.
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What animal has the most fun?