What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do you make a cow float?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How does dinner smell?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?