What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?