What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
The chow chow slide.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do bees chew?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?