What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?