What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
When do mice play every day?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
How do you measure a millennial?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of bow can't be tied?