Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?