Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is blue and not heavy?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?